Culled from World Weekly News and the Sun, this collection of headlines is a good way to ingest the essence of a good headline and write some killer headlines for your own articles.
Especially if your blog is about Baby eating Alien Vampire bats who look like Elvis
I?M GOING TO CLONE THE WORLD?S UGLIEST DOG!
BIGFOOT VS. ALIENS! HAIRY HERO DEFENDS HOME TURF AGAINST SPACE INVADERS!
Was Dubya?s granddad a grave robber? BUSH FAMILY STOLE GERONIMO?S SKULL!
COWARDLY MATADOR ONLY FIGHTS RABBITS
WORLD?S FATTEST BIGFOOT SHOCKS SCIENTISTS
6-LEGGED HORSE BANNED FROM RACING!
Maggots are good medicine
SUNFRANCE?S NEW FOOD FAD: ESCARGOT SMOOTHIES
MAN ARRESTED FOR WEARING ZIPPER IN ?NO FLY? ZONE! ?
CHENEY ARRESTS MAN FOR MAKING HIM LAUGH
BUSH HIRES DUMB BLONDES . . . so he?ll look smart
SATAN HIRES PUBLICIST TO IMPROVE HIS IMAGE!
MAN INVENTS ROTARY CELL PHONE
JUDGE WHO BARRED WITCHES FROM ADOPTING CHILDREN TURNED INTO GUINEA PIG!
CURSE OF THE ICE MAN!
PHANTOM OF THE IVORIES Liberace?s ghost haunts Vegas nightspot
GOD?S AUTOGRAPH SELLS FOR $500 MILLION
JILTED BRIDE ASKS FOR VOLUNTEER FROM AUDIENCE
BLOOD SUCKING DRACULA SQUIRRELS INVADE U.S.
Was medieval ?demon? a giant squirrel?
ASTRONOMER DISCOVERS PLANET MADE ENTIRELY OF NOODLES
Man sets lard-eating record!
WOMAN DELIVERS OWN BABY WHILE SKYDIVING!
Noah had dinosaurs on the Ark!
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY MAN CHARGED TRIPLE ROOM RATE!
Giant Mexican monster skull proves? OGOPOGO IS ALIVE!
MAN RUSHED TO EMERGENCY ROOM AFTER MONEY BURNS HOLE IN HIS POCKET!
New hope for the dead!
SPEND IT WHILE YOU CAN! U.S. currency accidentally printed with disappearing ink!
Taco vendor turns tiny visitors? abandoned spacecraft into an . . . ALIEN SOMBRERO!
Iraqi madman?s pantyhose secret!
VAMPIRES ATTACK U.S. TROOPS Army of undead taking over mountains of Afghanistan!
550,000 Elvises can?t be wrong!
Charles Bronson?s brain is for sale!
THE WORLD IS RUNNING OUT OF VAMPIRES & GHOULS Monster rights groups blame President Bush!
126 reasons you should never get drunk at a tattoo convention!
ONE ANGRY WOMAN, A SHARP KNIFE & 13 men whose lives will never be the same!
It?s like Oscar night for terrorists . . . WHO WILL WIN THE OSAMA?
GNOMES OF DEATH LURE DIVERS TO DROWNING HORROR
VAMPIRE POODLES GO ON BLOODY RAMPAGE!
Man with large fuzzy slippers creates enough electricity to heat his house
MUTE DRIVER HONKS OUT A ROAD RAGE IN MORSE CODE
JESUS WAS A JAPANESE GARLIC FARMER!
JUDGE FIRES BAILIFF FOR USING ?MOBY DICK? INSTEAD OF BIBLE TO SWEAR WITNESSES IN!
Michael Jackson wants to live with leprechauns
MAN REINCARNATED AS HIMSELF!
MAN-MADE TORNADOES ESCAPE FROM CIA LAB
TOWN SAVES MONEY BY BURYING LOVED ONES IN QUICKSAND
ALIEN MUMMY GOES ON RAMPAGE! Trick-or-treaters terrorized by undead E.T.
SPANISH ARMADA WAS SUNK BY UFOs
Cat found with hoard of over 200 TONGUES!
RESEARCHER DETERMINES DEER AND ANTELOPE NEVER PLAYED TOGETHER!
FRENCHMAN JAILED FOR TAKING BATH
Scientists prove Paris Hilton is more intelligent than Bush
INNOVATIVE REAL ESTATE COMPANY OFFERS NEW LEASE ON LIFE!
BEACH PARTY TERROR! DEADLY MANFISH EMERGES FROM THE OCEAN TO ATTACK PARTYGOERS!
OBNOXIOUS KIDS DRIVE GHOSTS FROM HAUNTED HOUSE
Coyotes protect alien baby from government agents
FIREFIGHTER FIRED FOR FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE!
MAN HITS SNOOZE 892 TIMES?and strolls into work 5? days late!
SCIENTIST FINDS WOMEN?S ASKING-FOR-DIRECTIONS GENE
SPACE ALIENS GIVE EARTH ULTIMATUM: FEED US YOUR GEEZERS OR ELSE!